Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Jesus Rises from the Dead before Easter This Year

I know, the lectionary and the calendar tell us otherwise, but I can assure you that this year, Jesus rises from the dead before Easter Day.

I can also reveal that a hitherto suppressed fact of christology is about to be revealed.

Jesus is a Kiwi.

Shssh. Don't tell anyone.

The hidden scroll which tells us all is here.

See, nothing is hidden on the internet :)


Jean said...

Kiwi's first to see the Sun : )

Anonymous said...

I thought you Kiwis already had your own Jesus?
You know, that guy who wears 7 for the All Blacks ;)