I'm definitely putting my hat in the ring to be the next ABC. Seated behind the Queen at the opening ceremony of the Olympics, how cool is that? OK, so the Olympics won't come back to London for a few years but there must be other sporting events the next ABC could grace. Wimbledon. Lord's. Twickenham. Wembley. And I am a sports nut. I wouldn't just be putting in an appearance.
As for opera and stuff, there is a deputy-ABC isn't there?
Anyway, some commenters here think I have a few flaws. So in case I don't get the nod from Dave (I as a bit rude about his ecclesiastical expertise in my previous post), why don't you put your hat in the ring too?
Just be sure you know more about sport than I do!